The “Secret” Strategy of the Campaign, and other tidbits

December 13, 2007 at 2:58 am (Uncategorized)

Pentacrest
This is the Pentacrest, the heart of the University of Iowa, and what used to be the capital of the state of Iowa.  As you can see the entire campus has been iced over.  It’s so bad that classes were actually cancelled.  At KU and Northwest Missouri State, finals were cancelled on Monday.  Winters in Iowa are bad, so bad that I’m betting some of the students the campaign brought in from Texas aren’t going to be prepared for it.  You heard me right, some of the University of Iowa students are taking in a group of out of state students that the official campaign is paying to promote Paul on the ground.  1,000,000 people are without power as I type this because of the ice storms.  This kind of stuff is good for us Ron Paul supporters, what other campaign is willing to go through this kinda crap to caucus?  If we end up with this on caucus day, we will place top 2 no problem.

Now on to the “secret” strategy. I never realized how lucky us Iowans were until the official campaign made a stop at one of our little get-togethers.  At this get together they revealed to us their exact plan of attack.  I want you assure everyone that they have everything under control, and that all of the people panicking are wasting their time.  They have a simple, direct plan of attack that is so effective in it’s simplicity that the MSM will be running circles trying to figure out exactly what happened.  They are going to willingly help us and not realize it.  I can’t reveal to you guys what it is because I have no been given express permission to do so, but there is a plan, and it is awesome in its simplicity.

There are also worries about what is going on with the blimp.  Delay after delay after delay have caused people to start panicking and wanting their money back..the whole thing is in jeopardy at this point if they don’t make it to the Tea Party.  I’m not going to say they will or won’t make it, but if they do it will be like “Blue” in “Old School”, and be “Glorious!”  It’s really going to be a photo finish, we need to cheer them on until we know what exactly is going on.  For the record, they are waiting for the other “decal” to come in the mail, there have been delays in getting it. This awesome picture of the blimp with one side done should hold you guys over : 

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3 Comments

  1. saahmed said,

    Nice blog Nick. Were these “secrets” revealed at that meeting last Saturday? Dammit, wish I could have made it. These rumors are killing me.

  2. hawkeyenick said,

    Yea, it went down last Saturday, it’s nothing too crazy, just great strategy

  3. measles said,

    Hey University of Iowa, you rock! I’m a student with the KU meetup who’s heading up there for week 2 of RP Christmas Vacation. You guys should throw a New Year’s Eve party for all the student supporters in Iowa. If you need help or volunteers let us know!

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